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Supernatural

Posted in Сериали on 25.08.2012 by NaD

Dean: (talking about his dad) You know I love the guy but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.

Sam: What the hell are you doing here?
Dean: I was looking for a beer.
Sam: Dean… what the hell are you doing here?
Dean: Okay, all right. We gotta talk.
Sam: Um… the phone?
Dean: If I would’ve called you, would you have picked up?

Sam: When I told dad when I was scared of the thing in my closet he gave me a .45 [Magnum].
Dean: Well what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was 9 years old! He was supposed to say “Don’t be afraid of the dark.”
Dean: Don’t be afraid of the dark? What are you kidding me, of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there!

Sam: Just try to relax.
Dean: Just try to shut up.

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GRΣΣK

Posted in Сериали with tags on 25.08.2012 by NaD

-Nothing as simple as you want it to be. Just when you think you have everything figured out, someone comes along and complicates things.
-Someone?
-Or… something.
-So with almost everyone cheating, is it really cheating if you cheat?
-Honestly, I don’t think there are right or wrong decisions any more. Everything is relative.
-So I just need to decide what’s right for me?
-Unfortunately, the hard part isn’t choosing. It’s living with the choice you make.

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House M.D.

Posted in Сериали with tags , , , , , , , , on 25.08.2012 by NaD

Chase: „You were right.“
House: „Now there went three wasted words.“

You know how they say, „you can’t live without love“? Well, oxygen is even more important.

Everybody lies.

Cameron: Sex…could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy, and if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun…the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know women can have an hour long orgasm?

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How I Met Your Mother

Posted in Сериали with tags , , , , on 25.08.2012 by NaD

Because while baseball, strippers, and guns can help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart is time.

Because sometimes, even if you know how something’s going to end, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.

You can always find problems with any decision, but you can’t let that stop you.

Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don’t make any sense at all.

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Hu$tle

Posted in Сериали on 25.08.2012 by NaD

Albert: There’s no destination in life. The journey is everything.

Mickey: I think women choose their men a little like they choose their clothes. They’ll buy a dress, even though it isn’t exactly what they want or doesn’t quite fit, thinking they’ll fix it when they get it home. I think that’s why a lot of women like bad boys. They see them as exciting raw material.

Emma: Because you’re being a shit!… No, worse than that, you’re being a man.
Mickey: I’m… I’m being a man?
Emma: You heard me.

In the end it’s just stuff, Em, it’s just stuff. It’s not anything that’ll really make you happy, you know? Real happiness comes from family, from being around the ones you love.

NUMB3RS

Posted in Сериали with tags , , on 25.08.2012 by NaD

Charlie Eppes: When we’re working together, we talk and we laugh, and there’s an energy. And I don’t understand why that doesn’t work outside the office. Why don’t we have anything else to talk about?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You know, you’re making an underlying assumption here that I question.
Charlie Eppes: What’s that?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: That there’s something else you have to talk about. See, when you see two people unable to talk about politics or movies…
Charlie Eppes: Hey, movies, I – I can – I can talk about – I just saw the penguin movie.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I see two extraordinary minds that can communicate on the purest level a man and woman can interface on.
[pauses to think]
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Okay, second purest.
Charlie Eppes: Geek love.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Hey, no better kind.

Curiosity – not great for cats, but very good for scientists.
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